Big life changes. No fear.


Photo from I-con the amazing new Collectables convention in Glendale, AZ, put on by the Arizona Collectors Marketplace in Phoenix, AZ.

My life has changed an incredible amount over the last few months. While I was preparing myself to be single for a long time and focus on personal and spiritual development, I ended up meeting someone who is absolutely perfect for me. This is the kind of thing that makes life worth living, when right out of no where true love finds you and shows you that more is possible than you could have ever fathomed on your own.

My dreams were grand, and somehow my new love has exceeded them in nearly every way. I am so grateful to be lucky enough to not only find someone who is kind and generous, considerate and loving, as well as sentimental, affectionate and caring. He is intelligent and cultured, well researched and artistic. He’s tall and handsome on top of it, and has a presence about him that you can’t help but notice in a room.

Goth and Geek is a nonstop adventure. We fell in love over the weekend at the equivalent of the Amazing Arizona Comic Convention, Amazing Vegas. We vacationed afterwards to recharge at the Wynn Hotel’s Encore and the rooms could not be cooler.

I’m feeling really grateful right now and I’m going to make it a personal goal to be more open and share more of my real life online, something that has always been pretty difficult for me as a private person.

Lots of love <3

California Mist

Cali Mist Blog: Medical Marijuana, Female Nerdcore Rap, Phoenix Nerds

CannabisChocolateBarRecipeLook what I found, my favorite from California! Somehow it seems a bit weaker but edibles for medical patients do change from batch to batch. This is a delicious chocolate bar.

Bhang chocolate reminds me of Vosges! I got an even stronger bar (same mg?) down in Southern AZ by Tuscon; and wow I’m still munching on it a few weeks later. It was a few dollars more but wow worth it!

I go into it further on my Marijuana Recipe Blog, <—- Cannabis Kitchen.

I even recorded a song while I sat in the car in southern arizona, seriously the quality is crap $6 cell headset microphone and bad levels but I’m going to post it regardless; California Mist: Fettes Vett Parody. Maybe just skip the first 36 seconds until the mic figures itself out. Then I stop before the song is over, but HEY its better than posting nothing.


Cruisin’ Moms Vespa in my Dorkloran,
War’s over I’m a virigal masturorian
My story has stumped Sexual historians
Deep and depraved bufffin porn at Boobigans
Rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
First and second offense, I won’t hesitate.
Got a job to do when Dads the guy that delegates.
Got something against spooge socks, something he really hates.
I don’t give a fuck. I’m riding Solo
For all I care mom could be riding on Yoda’s dojo
Gotta make the money when craftins’s no good
NPCs runnin’ shop in your neighborhood.
Think you can cook? My mom wrote that book
Let’s make this quick coz, I’m really hooked
I’m a devious, degenerate defender of spurt samples,
Go down on all the backdoor beauties, on the birth prevention level

My package’s got jets. play it like a string quartet
Well I booty hunt for Jenna’s cunt to finance her ‘Breasts.
Well I spurt in deep space, a mask is over my face.
Well I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Coz my slime I don’t like to waste. Get down!

I’m a virgin wrapped inside a manwhore,
Get inside the Shaved One, and find your horning signal,
From Bimbo to Goth, from Ripped up to Slopped,
They say I’ll give you what you want, but there’s gonna be a cost.
Say my name is never wet. so you know that shit is tight.
Start acting uptight, but I”m deadset on tonight.
Got euphoric appetite, became boners in my fist.
I still just get my wrist? Sloshed nudes are made to spit,
Undergarments made to split, You think I give a shit?
Your mamas just a slit! I’ll see you in the S & M pit.
You just gripped my gitch, potentially get hitched.
You scratchin’ on my itch. You know I shoot to split (tit).
Only bambinas with exceema want to lick my loser lips,
Never let me get inside you little depraved bitch,
Give me a head start, coz I’m not the courting kind.
Consider the waterline, the leaky slime you hide inside.
Hope you have hard drive (drive), backup my archive (chive).
Don’t abuse my sex drive coz I never take a vibe,
I beat off to a instant lover, bubble ass blow up cunter,
Let no man under the covers or else they be put under,
I spray six feet. Moms washing my sheets
Backing me up. Gonna blow up at her attempt to defeat.
I’ve got My moms car, got four payments on my cards,
Hand it over to Warhammer In the strip mall by the bar
I used to just jack, and now I bareback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track.
For me that’s my only option, can’t say that with more clarity.
Me going solo would only be if no one married me

Anxiety’ attack, Upset. A Virgin, Cold sweat.
Well I bounty hunt for crabby cunt to sword dance my pet
Well I drill in deep face, a vacuums her place
Well I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
I deposit minerals with haste. Touchdown!

admission price like bong shlong , listening to mastodon,
Or a motor-dike in Pron, do the deed and then I’m gone.
Grab ya’ll have a hissyfit, contextually confused again
Over a Colt, the panties soiled, no alcoholic will admit
Back in the day when I was depraved, had no brainwaves
Living life as a debt slave, digging out an early grave
…. eh I’ll finish this internal mic car song later

If you want a full song you can check out this song also recorded rough and under terrible conditions ;)

I finally got a mic and a mixer setup so I can actually *record* stuff in semi okay quality so I’ll get something real up eventually. Something is better than nothing eh? Are there any other female rappers or nerd rappers in Phoenix? Well besides Mega Ran. I already know how rad he is.

Speaking of Geeky…


While driving around the greater Phoenix, AZ area I found this smashing license plate. 10DRWHO! Ha, and as if that wasn’t nerdy enough check out that windshield decal. Nerd Dollz, with a link to their etsy shop. Ridiculously cool, I just had to snap a photo of this and check out the site. They make amazing stuff! So much so that I decided to do a short blog entry on Goth and Geek to show off their awesome Geeky Arizona wares!

Cali Mist
Cali Mist

Obligatory picture of me on my own blog. Cali Mist represent wearing a wig; oh yeah I’m all about beauty and shit.

AND not brushing my hair…..


Oh; and I’ll leave off with this sky looking total normal. What are those Geo Engineering Chemtrail obsessed freaks going on about? Its always looked like this.

Best tea ever? White Lion Tea!

Everyone seems to have an obsession with Teavana and it’s okay don’t get me wrong but I’ve had better. I’m sorry to all you Teavana obsessed tea freaks out there but when it comes to the best tea ever there is one new brand I’ve found that I am totally obsessed with. It all started at the spa in the four seasons, I believe I have had White Lion Tea before this but as it was loose leaf and in a tea house I didn’t pay attention past thinking I was enjoying some really nice tea!


I sat in the spa relaxing for a near two hours just drinking tea after tea in the four seasons lounge, then later at the Westin’s Encore spa lounge that week.

Blueberry Acai Tea, is completely delicious and best of all many of their flavors are organic. “Power packed with antioxidants, this blend of rooibos “red tea,” blueberries, and acai is an all natural slenderizer. Extremely high in antioxidants and naturally caffeine free….”

Cranberry Hibiscus Tea, This luscious blend contains whole cranberries, elderberries, black currants and Rooibos “Red” Tea. This blend is extremely high in anti-oxidants. Fabulous iced.

I put in an order with them for around $65 of all different flavors. I had an issue with the orders delivery and packaging and the people at white lion tea fixed EVERYTHING for me no problem! There was no stress at all and shortly after I had my favorite tea on my doorstep. That is what really urged me further to let people know about my favorite tea. Having a great product of one thing but having amazing customer service on top of that? Fantastic.

I could go on and on and on about all my favorite flavors but you really have to check them out. Everyone in my house is now in love with White Lion Tea and I am thinking about throwing some Gothic Lolita Tea parties with White Lion Tea as our center piece. If anyone here in phoenix would be interested in a Gothic Lolita Tea party or a maid cafe hosted by Goth and Geek please leave a comment!

Working Endlessly, Staring at ‘dem pixels!

Alright, so I have barely done any graphic design in years but I jumped back in head first and stared at the screen for 36 hours straight, without barely even moving. My back is seriously KILLING me today, and the most hilarious thing is that I didn’t even want to stop. Brandon had to literally peel me from the computer, and after he did I was crawling up the walls wanting to get back at it. Even Game of Thrones wouldn’t satisfy me, so while watching it I climbed right back on to my computer and started editing another one of my websites.

I started to give Cannabis Kitchen’s Marijuana Recipe Blog a new look.


Marijuana Butter Recipes

These are sites that inspired my new holiday marijuana recipe cookbook, which you can buy on amazon. Full of beautiful pot pictures (pot butter!) and step by step instructions!

Then this one too! Responsive is my favorite website layout by WordPress by far. It’s a great layout and I am loving using it, so I was more than tempted to add a Photoshopped header to give it a little bit of a change.

For California Mist (Me!’s) Personal Website (This one!) California Mist Graphic Design

Here is how the photoshopped image banner looks on the top of the responsive theme. Not bad eh?

TOPLESS and Crazy Bathsalts Lady destroys a Mcdonald’s

Naked Florida Topless Blonde in a Thong destroys a McDonalds while employees laugh!

Okay, bathsalts, maybe I made that part up, but this is the most entertaining thing I have seen in a long time. A blonde with a decent ass wearing nothing but a thong goes into McDonalds and starts hanging over the counter like an eager child wanting his McDeathMeal. Soon it starts to get better, she rampages the place and starts to knock everything off the counter. Goodbye cash registers!

Then the naked florida chick patiently trashes everything and makes sure to destroy everything in her path until it’s good and done.

After that the naked florida chick decides to eat some ice cream right out of the machine and then make herself a cone while her tits flap around all over the place.

I think the ice cream settled her down because while eating her cone she decided to stop her rampage.

Dear Diary, My Hawaiian Vacation

Dear Diary : Episode One:

cali mist writer author cannabis

Making the Bed at the Prince Hawaiian Hotel look GOOD! 

I was super freaked about going on a vacation right before I was going to dive into starting a business, but I figured what the hell, YOLO (everyone hates this, I love it, but only for the first time am admitting it now). I think it should really be YOLOUURAB: You only live once, unless you are a Buddhist. Try saying it outloud, YOLOUURAB. Fun, wasn’t it?

tired cali mist after years, er days without sleep finally landed in hawaii
Tired and hallucinating Cali Mist, in Hawaii. Wheeee!! 

Anyways! Off to Hawaii to meet my Canadian friend, and awesome SEO expert writer friend from Alaska (same thing right?!). I took along my best friend and co-author to Cannabis Kitchen Gary Indiana (he’s hilarious). I stand at nearly 6 feet tall, and Gary, Gary is a little bit wide. So we had a real enjoyable time crunched into the middle of the Hawaiian Airlines flight. In fact, by the time I took off I was already over two days without sleep from stress. I tried drugging it away, I tried boozing it away, but nothing I could do could turn off this active mess of grey matter I got floating between my ears. 10 minutes to landing? ZZzzzz… time. What? You mean I’ve got places to be? Can I just sleep for the next round trip? Wake me up when we get there.

Hawaii is asian and weirdWhat you find at 7-11 in Hawaii

The first hotel was the Courtyard Marriott, and it was not particularly impressive in any way! The beds weren’t bad, but the room wasn’t ready until after three. The pool. was full of old ladies. I needed a change. That’s where I met Greg for the first time. I bet I had a dazed look on my face somewhat like a crack head. I was actually starting to hallucinate at this point, which I found really really cool.

Unfortunately, I was also starting to get terrified that I could die of sleep deprivation.

Gary and Greg, (ha, cute, just picked up on that now) became instant best friends and got very very drunk. Gary must have got offered weed a million times. If you want to find marijuana in Hawaii? Just wear a classy marijuana t-shirt.

I loved hangin’ with my BUDS in Hawaii…
Hawaiian Vacation, 420 at the home of the super strain. 

Gary’s said welcome to the Jungle, but I also think this “Hanging with my Buds” one is a pretty solid choice. Trying to find weed in Hawaii? I guess if you wear a pot shirt. The 420 finds you, friend. Mahalo!


The Prince Hawaiian – (All Ocean View) Hotel was much better, and a bit more expensive as well. The buffet there was to die for, especially for a Japanophile like myself. The Price Court offered a buffet with fresh sashimi, a sushi chef who would take your every command and wrap it up in a hand roll, as well as shabu-shabu and more. It was pure magic.

I wrote a Price Hawaiian Hotel Review on my Travel Blog on Phoenix 24.

ramen in hawaii first time chopsticks

Greg the writer, attempts at left handed chopsticks. 

Sure, I had to try and teach my writer friend to eat with chop sticks, but I definitely enjoyed breakfast there each morning by myself overlooking the Waikiki Marina. This one asian server I had, he was one of the best ever. I couldn’t even take a sip of my tea before it was refilled. I would like to have taken him home to wait on me full time.

drinking booze in hawaii

I’ll add some more about this vacation later. Well, what I can remember of the vacation, I was pretty drunk a lot.

Claw your way out of the mold I call hell

Rise up to the heroes call and become a knight to outshine them all.

Do not fear the night and darkness, yet do not continue to be wed to its company. The divorce, alas, will be painful as it’s tentacles suction you back into submission. I was once told that God’s slumber, and of course, once awakened a God would anger to see itself defiled and cast to the darkest places, covered in the filthiest filth. Of course, in the waking of the God, is the only way the God can remember its true self.


The demons and tricksters, the children of the night and even the God’s own mind will try and deceive. At any moment he could forget, but his divinity shall never leave.

They will hold up mirrors, that warp and distort, to twist and pervert. To scar and to hurt. To corrupt and skew and hold you by the neck so you forget you ever knew.

It’s so easy to become blind in the dark, as you wad through the rotting flesh surrounded by sharks. Yet the pits of hell are not quite as scary, of the fates that are destined for those who aren’t weary. The terrors and horrors aren’t what comes first. Instead, a world untouched as you lie in your hearse.

A test for Gods, to see if they are worthy. Give them life as a mortal and watch them get dirty. Offer quick release from crooked smiles and packaged goods in processed piles. Walking through isles, instead of conquering trails.

The distractions may shine and sparkle and gleam, the worst of the evils, all of them green.

This paper may be the biggest joke of them all. Dreams are not pokemons, you cannot catch them all.

So you must pick, what you catch with your net. You’ve only one chance and its not time to bet. The life that you live, you will never forget, as the cruel truth may be it’s the only one that you get.